Cornwall's rising. The people want the nation back! Some question its existence. All is not well in the fishing village of Tooletee where a failing magician whittles boutique wooden pixies whilst pondering where he comes from. Fishing boats are hauling up crab pots and guns, but will the hosepipe ban thwart the revolution? A one-person farcical Cornish comedy. Taking you from deepest darkest Cornwall to the edge of the metaverse and back. What is home? Why do we need it? Where does it lead us? An absurd world not so far from now. Featuring magic, concertina and pilchards.

Audience participation, Contains distressing or potentially triggering themes, Strong language/swearing.