'This time next year at the Oscars, Cairine!' But, what if next year never actually comes? From internationally acclaimed personal assistant and actress who has never actually acted (for money), a comedy about being on the cusp of success, of failure, and the dark and the light of the film and television industries. Keyring MacBrian offers an insider's scoop on being a woman working her way "to the top" whilst simultaneously leaving her own dreams behind. A story of co-dependency, procrastinating and crossing oceans to deliver the dry cleaning. Oh, and Showbiz.

Strobe lighting, Strong language/swearing.