Or: How not to pull off a jewel heist! A charming yet slightly overconfident cat-burglar plans to pull off his final job - stealing a cursed ruby on the night before his wedding! The only things standing in his way are an officious but suspicious night watchman, an occasionally amnesiac escaped convict who is out for revenge, and an alarm system that has a mind of its own! A fast-paced knockabout farce that will keep you guessing if anyone is actually who they say they are, and who has got the real cursed ruby!