If you were under attack by a rampaging rhino, trapped upside down in a wheelie bin full of water, or under attack by an unidentified flying cutlery item (UFCI), could you survive? General health and safety expert and cutlery guru Ian Crawford is here in an all-new, deadly serious presentation, with tips to help you stay alive for as long as is humanly possible. Book now before it is too late! 'Well-honed, good silly fun' **** (TheReviewsHub.com). 'Forking good' **** (TheWeeReview.com).