Susan Morrison is at an age and stage to get some funny stuff off her chest. Mid-life crisis? Nah. This definitely isn't the middle of her life, but she's still having a laugh. She survived the Cold War, shoulder pads and the Osmonds, but time marches on and it turns out the end might be sooner than expected, although she's determined to breathe long enough to get her bloody pension. It's been a funny old life and there's a few things she's learned along the way she'd like to pass on.