Marcus Tuckwell has just come back from the Annual Food Writer's Awards. Coren didn't say hello. Rayner told him to piss off. Wallace thought he was staff. The final humiliation came when his face showed up in black and white on the in memoriam. In an attempt to save his failing career he strives to write the foulest review conceivable. A comedy play with songs from the writers of Boondocks, Goons, and Frog's Legs. 'A play in the vein of Rosencrantz And Guildenstern Are Dead, but more laugh-out-loud funny' **** (BroadwayBaby.com, on Boondocks).