From award-winning comedy writers, comes Flat and the Curves. In this salacious piss-up, the hilarious divas perform original songs exploring sex, scandal and sisterhood. With tit tape in hand and a glint in their eye (adds Optrex to shopping basket), the sweary songbirds have done it all and can sing it all: jazz, rock, even erotic opera. Plus, these women have some serious accolades stuffed down their bras; winning awards, singing in blockbuster movies, and producing West-End shows. 'No subject is too risqué in this night of hilarity and full-frontal vulgarity!' ***** (WestEndWilma.com). ***** (BN1 Magazine).