Finally - the scandalous truth behind EastEnders revealed! Gasp as walk-on actor Tony Coventry lifts the lid and spills his beans! Performed by James Holmes. Written by Tim Fountain. Directed by Mike Bradwell. 'Sad, moving and very funny' (Suzanne Moore, Telegraph). 'A delight, funny, charming, poignant' (Marina O'Loughlin, Sunday Times). 'A real cracker of a show. Genuinely funny. Belly laughs and real wit. And moving when you least expect it' (Adrian Noble, Ex-Artistic Director of the Royal Shakespeare Company). 'Very, very funny, touching and terrifyingly relatable' (Mark Gatiss). 'A fantastic show' (Lindsey Coulson, Carol Jackson, EastEnders).