A one-woman show that is absolutely not a drama because Young Woman's life is not sad! In three days, her first novel, a bodice-ripper, comes out. Perfect! Everyone will be so proud! Her family, who thinks she's not Jewish enough. Her best friend, whom she's definitely not avoiding telling. Even her best friend's grandfather, whose advice got her to publish the book and of course didn't hurt her. Everything is perfect. Really. It's so perfect, she's not worried that instead of fixing her life, the book is going to make everything so much worse. Not worried at all.