In this detective spoof, inventor of crisps, Humphrey DePompadom, has disappeared and it's up to Detective Mint to find out who out of the Quackindale citizens has done it. With the clock racing for the annual apple crumble competition and an army of invading geese, will we ever find out what happened to Humphrey? And does it even matter? A new writer's foray into farce, Crumbled is a play that not only includes evil geese but also has extra layers of irony, queerness and custard.