John and May were sixth form lovers, they haven't seen each other in five years. One evening, the end of the world is announced. In a moment of lonely panic, May calls John. Can she come over? Five weeks later, the world is still standing but the pair are trapped in John's studio apartment. They go back and forth between moments of apocalypse-fuelled panic to humorous distractions with cacti, kittens and condoms. The latter becomes responsible for the pair's final descent into a downward spiral.