Gavin Lind is shattered, middle-aged, gay and getting divorced. First World problems don't get crueller than this. Or do they? Gavin is left wondering what happened to his perfectly mediocre existence. His body is giving up on him, he's fast realising not everyone loves him. Mediocrity is not the safe haven he thought it was. So there's only one thing he can do. Pick up the pieces and take the world head on. His amazing dad bod with its killer vegan accent has a lot to offer. And he's out to prove it, or at least die trying.