Blimey! It's 1958, the Cold War is heating up, and Her Majesty's finest assassins have gathered to celebrate topping off their prime target. There's just a small spot of bother: she's not actually dead. 'I may not have killed her,' says Kenneth, 'but I got jolly close.' Et voila! You are served a scrumptious platter of messed-up murders, accompanied by oodles of intrigue and lashings of LOLs. All based on genuinely fictional events; it's going to be absolutely capital. 'A joy to watch' ****½ (Varsity.co.uk). 'Very slick' **** (Cambridge Student).