A one-person comedy show with art and passion. Paintings are used to explain children, embarrassment and consciousness, questions and memories: When will babies come pre-loaded with skills and knowledge, like bees do? Milk needs to be spilt. Wetting myself while playing table tennis and my sister laughing. Did Picasso get his Maths GCSE? What are thoughts? Just how big is Infinity? Questions and comments from the audience are encouraged along with laughter. Suitable for anyone who has ever wondered. Plus a customisable god app - Zeus 2.0.