Veteran train traveller and highly experienced stand-up comedian Steve Gribbin rails against the current state of Britain's railway system. Using his very worst journeys as examples, Steve takes us on a (de)tour of cancellations, delays and overcrowding that's enough to drive you to drive. The show also looks at privatisation and the sheer grinding frustration of modern rail travel where it turns out the three most difficult words are not: 'I love you', but 'bus replacement service'. It's the antidote to Michael Portillo.