Meet Jim Arrandale, once a household name (he won an Oscar, you know!). Now though, he's gone from being a four-time BAFTA host to being stuck with local radio adverts. The famous and talented just don't want to work with him anymore. Why? He's a d*ck, simple as. Jim strikes gold, however, when he's given the chance to star in the West End's next big play! The problem? He has the smallest part. This is a play about sabotage, revenge and the all-round vanity of actors. After all, size does matter.