Malcolm Hardee Award-winning, gay, autistic comedian adopts a new stance. For the first time combining his musical composition talents with his well-honed comedy chops, Robert presents a fully orchestrated comedy opera of unbelievable, but true, misadventures and misfortune. An untold story: a Stephen Fry-type coming-of-age tale of a confused homosexual's abusive beard situation generates autistic freak-out enabling seriously daft criminal conviction. A bonkers yarn presented with a Mozart spirit and some wrong notes. 'Pitch-perfect delivery... Just brilliant' **** (Chortle.co.uk). 'Robert White tries hard - and spectacularly succeeds' **** (ThreeWeeks). 'Jaw-dropping riot' **** (List). 'Brilliant' (Attitude).