Matt has been losing his best friend Sam to sport for years. In order to save their friendship, he's going to become the one thing that's been driving a wedge between them - a modern sports star. His aim is simple - encapsulate everything that a modern star represents and take it to the extreme. Glory, pride, discrimination and tabloid disgrace multiplied by 10. How far will he go? Only one way to find out. 'Hilarious and heartfelt' **** (BroadwayBaby.com). 'Weird but wonderful' **** (EdFringeReview.com).