Ian Macpherson writes books. He lives in Glasgow with his partner, Blaise, and a host of imaginary characters. Blaise is also imaginary. So is his publisher. Welcome to their world. 'The Spinal Tap of Irish Literature' (Irish Times). 'Originator of the most influential joke of all time' (Stewart Lee). 'Comedy's answer to James Joyce' Arthur Smith (Radio 4). 'One of the most creative and intelligent comedians I've ever seen' (Guardian). The Autobiography of Ireland's Greatest Living Genius, 'The funniest book I've ever read' (Irish Times).