Somewhere in Scotland exists a theatre with a surplus of vampire cloaks, hospital gowns and chairs stolen from the adjacent cafe. Consequently, we present ... Vampire Hospital Waiting Room. Following a tragic road accident, handsome millionaire Arty lies comatose but alive in his hospital waiting room. His only chance of rehabilitation lies with his beautiful secretary Liz and the eccentric Dr. Bloom. Will Arty survive the night? Will the good doctor overcome NHS overcrowding and clear the waiting room? Will the long-awaited Vampire Lord rise again? An original and hilarious B-musical. Come and be pleasantly surprised.