The members of Forbidden Fruit Staffing Agency embark on yet another shoddy celebrity event. The Starstruck Magazine Sassy Sister's Awards promise the likes of a pissed-up Dermot O'Leary and a Glasgow kissing Lorraine Kelly. However, we are more interested in the otherwise ignored, whose jobs include arranging peanut butter and nettle leaf canapés and handing out champagne. When it doesn't matter what degree you've got and the events manager has christened himself the Arch Bishop of Banterbury what chance do the waiting staff have?