We have to write this copy a long time before we've written the show, and that's true of most of the comedy section in the programme. You want to know what's in the show? Right now, so do I. I have done numerous Fringe one-man shows. Some people have liked them, some haven't. One of the people who did was The Scotsman: ***** (2009), **** (2010, 2011, 2012). The Evening News hated it in 1994, if that's any help.