Charlie's got no mates and his life is miserable. Never been appreciated, never been noticed and never once got what he wanted. But today he's getting something fantastic; only something everyone on the planet has always wanted, only the most amazing pet anyone could ever have. They're going to play, they're going to laugh, they're going to bond. They're going to love. But remember, a pet's for life. A dark comedy play, and manic exploration into the grim terrors of the human mind.