Adoption, inheritance, a raunchy rent boy and one stressed-out pussy. Harold, a well-to-do but lonely older gentlemen, takes up with young street prostitute, Johnny. With everyone after a slice of the pie, someone's bound to get it in the end... You'll never look at a choc-top in the same way again. From the author of Edinburgh Fringe sell-outs Jane Austen's Guide to Pornography and Butt Boy and Tigger. Warning: contains nudity, strong language, bad wigs and liver spots. 'Steven Dawson's latest outing is Queer as Folk meets Pretty Woman' (Stage Whispers).

On 6th and 7th tickets are two for one.