Jack Heal (Chortle Student Comedian 2008) and Nikki Blemings (a girl) kindly request the pleasure of your company at their lunchtime business seminar on contract killing. Join them to learn about the company origins (boredom, redundancy, heartbreak), their success to date (this bit's quite brief), gripping case studies and a strategic marketing strategy (their YouTube dance was an insane hit!). Please bring cash to take advantage of this, quite literally, once in a lifetime opportunity. No obligation. No cheques. Goggles and raincoats optional. Directed by George Lewkowicz (Superbard). 'Inspiring' (FringeReview.co.uk).