Malcolm is an artist with a terrible secret! Feel his horror when an old schoolmate appears at his latest exhibition. How will Malcolm manage to prevent his smart Morningside friends learning that he's originally from... Glasgow! Switching characters between the pompous Malcolm, his long-suffering wife Kate and the fearsome Glasgow gangster who turns up at the exhibition, Robin Cairns romps through this riotous tale of Scottish pride and pretentiousness. 'Robin Cairns is an original and generous performer ... fall-off-the-couch funny!' **** (Edinburgh Guide 2010).