Gregory Akerman shares with us his fascination with people who claim to be people other than the people that they in fact are. Taking the examples of Bill 'Brushy' Roberts and the Three Christ's of Ypsilanti, we try to find out why no one wanted to believe their claims, when exactly it was we lost our faith in the idiot ramblings of rambling idiots and most importantly, why has no one ever written a sitcom based on either of these cases? But you know, with jokes and sh*t.