...would you most like to go out for a beer with to chat comedy?

I'm assuming alive but other suggestions are valid.

Me? David Jason to talk about OFAH, Porridge, Open All Hours etc . . .

Vicki Michelle.

Or Karen Taylor.

Janet Trembletree.

She lives next door to me. Lovely pair of tits.

Sally Phillips
Daisy Donovan

*LOOKS WHISTFULLY INTO THE MIDDLE DISTANCE*

Griff has taken the words right out of my mouth.

Apart from the neighbour with tits bit...

Gosh, really?

Tony Slattery and Paul Merton. Except I would prefer a Coke if it's all the same to you.

Eddie Braben, Galton & Simpson, and Clement & La Frenais.

Armando Iannucci. To talk Partridge and Thick Of It, and ask what the f**k went wrong with Lab Rats?

Ooh, so many.

Uh, Stephen Fry, Simon Pegg, Ronnie Barker & Michael Palin. Oh, and Emma Peirson can join in so I could drool.

Jerry Sadowitz, Stewart Lee and Graham Linehan. Though not all at once.

Geoffrey Perkins.

Richard Herring and Stewart Lee.
And Armando Ianucci and Stephen Fry, but I wouldn't be able to talk to them, so it would just be a listening to their conversation job.

I'd quite fancy a glass and a song or two with Stephen Fry and his collegue Hugh Laurie.

Oh yes, that would be spiffing.