Quote: zooo @ August 22 2008, 2:09 PM BSTGriff, you were joining in on at least the first 2 pages of the thread!
You didn't try very hard...
Actual cows and Hippos are of the same genus.
As are manatees.
Where have you been sir? And have you read my interview?
Quote: Griff @ August 22 2008, 2:11 PM BSTSigh. But I didn't just take a news story, say the opposite, and call that a joke.
Like mine! 
Quote: sootyj @ August 22 2008, 2:11 PM BSTWhere have you been sir? And have you read my interview?
We all have... bring on next weeks! 
Quote: Griff @ August 22 2008, 2:11 PM BSTSigh. But I didn't just take a news story or a famous person, say something opposite about them, and call that a joke. When I realised that was the depths this thread had sunk to, I absconded pretty quickly.
Ah, a rat/sinking ship situation.
You should try and do some good ones then. Show 'em how it's done.
Theres some corkers in there zooo.
Quote: zooo @ August 22 2008, 1:30 PM BSTI'm sure Jolanta will be pissing herself.
Quote: Tuumble @ August 22 2008, 1:59 PM BSTAvailable as a handy leaflet or toilet paper.
Better hope it's not a sloppy one then.
Quote: sootyj @ August 22 2008, 2:06 PM BSTWill there ever be a rainbow?
The harrowing abuse journal of Zippy.
LOL.
Quote: EllieJP @ August 22 2008, 2:12 PM BSTWe all have... bring on next weeks!
Or tried to.
week's*
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