Quote: SlagA @ February 22, 2007, 6:25 PM

I liked but definitely as a one-off, as you say, Bobo.

The whole of the chat before could be dropped as it added nothing funny and the missing intro can be surmised from the remaining dialogue.

INTERIOR-BUSY OFFICE-DAY

Dave sits at desk. Enter Sandra, carrying a Dolphin, which she drops on Dave’s desk.

DAVE
What is this?

SANDRA
Well they didn’t have any SuperKings and you said, “get anything”-

Dave
Yes. But what is THIS?

SANDRA
A Dolphin, Dave.

DAVE
No, Sandra. THIS is a Long-Beaked Common Dolphin. And you know I can’t stand them. JESUS! They’re worse than f**king Marlboro Lights.

SANDRA
Sorry Dave.

DAVE
Twat!

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A nice constructive piece of advice Slag A, cheers. Always difficult to know how to 'frame' these things. Setting the scene but not over-doing it.