Mock the Week - Scenes we'd like to see Page 3

"The History of Race" by Prince Philip.

Lose your self in Pria de Luz, the Portugese tourist board.

Come on Eileen and choir boys, Pope Benny dicked

How We Doon Ait - Gerry McCann

"Cockney Culture" by Dick Van Dyke.

SATs all folks, Edd Balls.

I just can't get on telly by Graham Norton.

Multicultralism Works - Aaron Brown
'Tolerance' Is My Watchword - Pete
Advanced Spelling - Sootyj
How I Fooled The BCG Members - David Moreton
My Life As A Flat Chested Nun - EllieJP

A Guide to Investing by Nick Leeson

I'm nothing if not topical

Quote: Sofa_Matt @ July 23 2008, 11:47 AM BST

Advanced Spelling - Sootyj

Laughing out loud

Change of topic- Things a Midwife would never say-

(Imagine the Midwife is reading a paper) So then Julia, you never mentioned your baby was a result of rape.

Crude, I know, but couldn't resist.

What colour is your husband?

Yep, definitely a boy. *wipes mouth*

My my he has a good head of hair. Oh wait a minute, that's your vagina.

Oh my god! Oh my god! Jesus Christ!

Ha ha, only kidding.

Quote: Jack Massey @ July 26 2008, 10:44 PM BST

(Imagine the Midwife is reading a paper) So then Julia, you never mentioned your baby was a result of rape.

You would soooo be booed out of the studio!

(In a state of panic) DOCTOR! DOCTOR! YOU'D BETTER COME HERE QUICK! Have you ever seen such an ugly baby.