In a way, we all win.

You f**knerds. I go away for a weekend and you run a quiz. I wanted to once again slaughter the Aarongeekmeister with my superior intellect and general bear knowledge. I produce a large fart in your general directions.

I love the avatar, Bandage!

Quote: Griff @ August 26 2008, 8:29 PM BST

Bandage can you do animation as groovily as you can do avatars?

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I'd have to say no to that, Griff, in the sense that I've never tried.

Thank you, Scatters.

Pshaw! Cuh! Pshaw!

Put little red cheeks on your cyberman!

Quote: zooo @ August 26 2008, 8:43 PM BST

Put little red cheeks on your cyberman!

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You're weird. But I like you.

Love it!

Quote: Graham Bandage @ August 26 2008, 8:57 PM BST

You're weird. But I like you.

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Awww!
I love him.

Incidently this very thread does appear in Google Search.

I can't believe he looked.

(NOT) The first post quiz. Tried to pull together a quiz of first posts by BSG members but the search function hates me, so they may well be 5th, 6th or 20th posts, but they're the earliest ones I could find. Anyway, the challenge is...name the poster.

1/ Don't mind me, just looking.

(Ellie responds)

Still scared. Always been slightly intimidated by ... cartoon [avatars]

2/ Hope you are all fine and dandy. Break out the schnapps and twiglets.

3/ The buildings falling on the planes and the jet flying through Big Ben were fantastic. Better effects than in new Doctor Who!

4/ Apart from ******* and some classics like ******* (whose sketch partner, the fabulous ******* *******, died today) it's mostly ******* and ******* comedy on ******* TV, disfiguringly translated and dubbed. Most people I know improve their ******* by watching the originals (only the UK shows for that purpose, obviously). That way one also gets to see new shows up to three years before they are broadcast in *******.

5/ This person's first three posts contained the word 'love' or 'lovely' five times.

6/ If you discover you're funny then crack on and get submitting - if you discover you're not, give up.

Seefact's reply: This manages the remarkable feat of being both trite and untrue.

7/ Did you do that on porpoise?

8/ I submitted my script to a woman who is an apparent script guru so far we've taken 2 days to deal with the first few scenes see keeps riding me on things that seem insane to me prehaps I'm being a pig headed writer but my good having a go coz I occasioanlly dont put in full stops? come on!!!

9/ I'm charging a £5 to reed this post, havin read this kindly leave £5 in an envelope under the door at the disabled toilets kingscross (where i live)

10/ ...I probably shouldn't be writing this after half a bottle of wine during lunch.

Good luck!

p.s. you can't guess your own post, so if you're included you're at a small disadvantage, but you can still gain points by guessing the others!

7. Dave Chapman?

Nil - 1 point.