Hey there. As the name suggests, I'm Chris. I'm 17 and hail from Newton-Le-Willows, slap in the middle of Liverpool and Manchester. I have been interested in comedy for years now, and when I took media as an A level I discovered how much I love writing it.

So, here I am now, in the e-flesh.

Hey Chris, welcome.

You seem to be a talented writer, I look forward to reading more of your stuff.

Hi there!

*pokes you in the e-flesh*

Where's that?

Hey Chris! We're being inundated with teenagers lately...*shakes head* All these young'uns-I dunno!

Oh Scats, you old fogie.

I might seem really rude if Chris doesn't realise I'm younger than he is!

Good evening.

Favourite pizza topping?

A nice pepperoni does me fine and dandy.

Acceptable. You may pass.

Garlic is in pepperoni in large quantities though,surely!

Depends on the exact type of pepperoni, I believe.

I'm not sure. I can't eat the stuff.

I love pepperoni! You're missing out on not being able to eat it.

Not sure what Im going for there. Hello.

I'm not sure. I can't eat the stuff.

Why not? Have you been banned or something?

Oh yeah and hello Chris. I've been to Newton-le-willows, once.