Hello and welcome to this thread.
I am not only new to this forum, but to writing in general, so am still filled with the naive, enthusiasm that occurs when you first fall in love... Before you realise you've fallen in love with someone who starts stripping at parties whenever the spice girls come on.
For example.
HELLO!
Writing is as easy as riding a bike all you have to be is original and funny. How hard can that be 
Welcome to the BSG 
For you Adam, nigh on impossible.
Good moaning! 
Hi Rebecca.
Nice intro!
Welcome to the show!
Welcome blah blah.
Release the hounds....er sorry. I mean welcome!
Hello and thanks for making me welcome in your thread
It's nice in here but could do with a few decorations.
Haha, thank you all. Reading your comments has filled me with a sense of solidarity and community. I look forward to cementing this blossoming bond in some organised blood swapping ceremony.
You'd better hope it's only blood. Especially if Charley's involved (she's that smell which lingers around the fish market).
Haha I'm not sure who Charley is but I on her behalf I am deeply offended.
Oh, you really have no idea.
Hey Rebecca!
Hello!
Hello, Rebecca, you seem a sensible young lady. I hope you have a long and fruitful relationship with this forum.