And the fade out to XTC's 'We're all Light', and 'The Wheel and The Maypole' for sneaking in some dubious references.

hey aren't all these on the wrong thread? this is the unwitting one!

anyway, on the genuinely witty front, I am disgusted with myself for not mentioning Ian Dury earlier.

e.g. "cruising down carnality canal in my canoe can I canoodle"

genius

For unwittingly funny groups I think any boy band. They're all interchangeable. Take That and those Irish ones.

I know she's not a band - not when I last looked anyway. But someone who always unintentionally makes me smile - but in a nice way - Cerys Matthews, ex -Catatonia.