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Love Dai Neighbour

Racist Eddie moves to Cardiff for a clean start in the anti-racial zero tolerance society we now live in.

Unfortunately no one told him there was going to be a f**king Welshman living next door.

Aren't estate agents c**ts?

Coming of Sage - A very wise man's attempts at securing his first sexual partner.

Renniedorm

The Garvey's, the swingers, the gays, the rest are all suffering from indigestion from eating free greasy spanish burgers by the pool.

René'dorm

Gordon Kay has a cameo appearance as a spanish policeman hunting down turds in the pool.

Home Sweat Home

A family fight for consciousness in a bodily odour fest of fun

Not Flowing Out: waterworks related misery for Mack and Vine as a urinary infection leaves them with big balloon-like bladders.

Third Sock from the Sun- Hilarious comedy as it appears that all missing socks have now created their own solar system.

'Darning good'-The Guardian.

Between a Sock and a Hard Place

Tales from my underpants

"Pwhoar! This is massive!" - The Sun

'Til Ref us Do Part'

Sitcom about a Premiership football referee (Ken) who falls for a female premiership assistant referee (Sian). Mayhem ensues as Sian becomes central to a national scandal involving TV celebrities. Their life is turned upside down as the media circus enters their life. Starring Amanda Holden and Craig Cash, this, admitedly far-fetched, sitcom scenario should give some light-hearted escapism.

Only Fools

Only Fools And Horses have a day out at the racecourse but unfortunately the horses get electrocuted.

Miranda Fart PD
Miranda Hart plays a gawky police officer in America who reads people their rights with her bottom.

Miranda Clart
Miranda plays a gawky rude girl who people insult. Strangely popular.

Rasta House
Hugh Grant plays an eccentric, bad tempred Dr who's also a Jamaican rodent who solves crimes.

Only fools on courses.
Rodney and Dell go to university in the belief that spending £50,000 on an English degree will get them a job somewhere other than KFC.

Man about the Grouse.
Sitcom about an obsessed Scottish gamekeeper

Still Fame

American talentless school enters an Olympic 'Statues' competition

Monty Pythons Flying Burka's.

Islamic Fundamentalist comedy about a small religious sect who are able to levitate. 'Fatwah Fun'-Daily Terrorist.

Monty Python's Gurkhas
All the way back to Nepal you mooching war heroes!

We are Wangs
Conservative party sketch show

Dead Sea Nesbitt

A message in an empty Buckfast bottle washed up on the Israeli coast leads to the discovery of a drunk, fat Glaswegian floating on the Dead Sea. The message reads 'more Buckfast.'

One Foot in Abu Ghraib- Lively comedy about a little known one legged terrorist group.

Kirby your enthusiasim

Minor Mario character gets break away sitcom where everything goes wrong.
This week Mario makes a racist remark and Kirby doesn't know what to do.

Saife Tea Last

Obscure black and white silent comedy. Where Gadaffi's son holds onto power by his finger nails. Before bombing innocent civilians and making a cup of tea