Well?
Name needed for Teddybear?
Humphrey.
Big Ted.
Fluffy...or Mike
c**tybollocks
The Rt Hon. Darius McTavish-Smythe
Hahaha, I like!
Jesus or Buddah
Boris (although we may think otherwise later!)
Euston.
Captain Nosewater
Massive Jerkwad Overreaction or Mojo for short.
death bear
Son of Sudan 
Made myself laugh then (always a bad sign)
Jabthemintheyewithahotpoker bear?