Aaron, were you abused by a French person earlier in life? What have they done to you?

Nothing personally. It's just a long-standing rivalry between nations.

Quote: Cinnamon @ November 10, 2007, 11:07 AM

Aaron, were you abused by a French person earlier in life? What have they done to you?

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Well we have baled them out on a couple of occasions - and what thanks did we get?

I am annoyed today cos I have a big spot on the side of my face by my nose ouch

Squeeze it. Immense fun.

but it hasnt got a head thats why it hurts!

Ah. Hm. Lance the bugger?

now you sound like my mum! her answer to all is "lance it" or "put Sudocream on it"

I just think that lancing sounds great fun.

(Sudocrem is sticky stuff though.)

Quote: David Chapman @ November 10, 2007, 2:47 PM

Well we have baled them out on a couple of occasions - and what thanks did we get?

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We havn't bailed them out at all, unless some of us are extremely old. Of course, if there are ex-servicemen who happen to be scouring comedy forums then they're exempt from that.

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Ah. Hm. Lance the bugger?

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Is he a friend of yours aron?

Ha ha, very clever!

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ November 10, 2007, 4:04 PM

now you sound like my mum! her answer to all is "lance it" or "put Sudocream on it"

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Bit late now but next time Scatter, buy a montagne jeunesse blemish dot. They work for me when I get one!

I think it's necessary to tread carefully around PMT womenfolk (I have learned) <whispers> how goes it in here?