Poundland (yes, really) want your jokes!

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Chris Hallam

  • Friday 9th August 2019, 6:46am [Edited]
  • Exeter, United Kingdom
  • 215 posts

https://search.poundlandcareers.co.uk/search/3134

What they say...

Massive Job No Joke

"I went to buy some camouflage trousers at Poundland but I couldn't find any..."

We're not like other retailers - we take what we do seriously, but not ourselves.

From checkouts voiced by Elvis and Yoda to products with gags on the packaging.

We like a laugh, because our customers do.

That's why we're on the hunt for Poundland's first gag writer.

From our nuts to our Christmas Crackers, we're looking for a master or mistress of the one-liner to help us give our customers a laugh.

100 of your best original gags for which we'll pay a fee.

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Michael Monkhouse

  • Friday 9th August 2019, 9:50am [Edited]
  • Eternal City, Italy
  • 4,115 posts

Thanks. I'm doing it, even though my jokes are total shit.

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Michael Monkhouse

  • Sunday 11th August 2019, 10:24am [Edited]
  • Eternal City, Italy
  • 4,115 posts

As the man with two penises said to the prostitute.

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Paul Wimsett

  • Saturday 17th August 2019, 11:35am
  • Folkestone, United Kingdom
  • 3,146 posts

Why shouldn't Poundland want jokes? Jokes are a universal commodity (except possibly for the Post Office).