A quick hello - I've been reading the threads with interest and admiration - love some of the sketches posted.
My taste in comedy is probably fairly typical - Dad's Army, Fawlty Towers, The Good Life, Game On, The Sketch Show, Not Going Out, Frasier - many more too.
This site reminded me of Joking Apart, saw it years ago and must try to see it again.
Polly

Welcome, officially.

Game On

Hello and welcome!

Good moaning!

Err, evening.

Hello anyway!

*waves enthusiastically*

Like the name. Puffins are great birds.

Greetings puffinpol!

YoYo Welcome O.

Salutations.

hello. puffins are great. although i read in the paper that they eat them in norway. so don't go there.

¡Hola!

Welcome

Are you like Interpol for birds? Welcome

No - you may not.

Oh - alright then.

'No - you may not.'
Sorry, David, should have sought permission.
'puffins are great. although i read in the paper that they eat them in norway. so don't go there'
Thanks for the warning, Johnny. Skomer Island for me hols again, and damn the crowds and the Paparazzi.

'Are you like Interpol for birds? Welcome'
Thank you Croydesponger. Not in front of the jackdaws and magpies, please.
xx

Is it just seabirds or are passerines okay to eat in Norway? Still, it makes a change from bloody reindeer.