Frank's Fabarge Ferrago
Whatever Works
Guinea Pigs
The Kettering Kittens
Come On In And Warm Your Feet
It's Time For Timothy
Roll Up Your Sleeves And Get Stuck In
Comedy titles that should exist but don't
Our Neighbour's an Albino!
Not Getting Off BBC3 Any Time Soon
The Latest Wendy Craig Vehicle
No, We Couldn't Get Miranda Hart
Quote: Paul Wimsett @ 14th October 2015, 11:04 AM BSTOur Neighbour's an Albino!
Not Getting Off BBC3 Any Time Soon
The Latest Wendy Craig Vehicle
No, We Couldn't Get Miranda Hart
I'm liking those.
How about:
Some Great Lines But No Discernible Plot
Mind My Soap (set entirely in a shower)
Whoops Mr Hitler (his alternate life as a painter)
And Stepmother Makes Twenty Two (trials and tribulations of a modern family group)
One in the Oven (set in a maternity ward)
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 14th October 2015, 11:40 AM BSTMind My Soap (set entirely in a shower)
Whoops Mr Hitler (his alternate life as a painter)
And Stepmother Makes Twenty Two (trials and tribulations of a modern family group)
One in the Oven (set in a maternity ward)
Excellent work HGT.
How about:
I Could Have Sworn I Saw It Last Night (comedy about forgetfulness)
Reginald Rogers' Rueful Rubric (the story of a lowly clerk's quest to find the hidden treasure of Hextable)
Nice thread Blue.
I'm going to cheat and repost from another thread:
Whoops! Where's my Whistle Gone!
Purple Hazel
Jill's on the Pill
I Should Cocoa.....Pops
and
Up the 'Arris
Just thought of a new one (or two):
John Carpenter's Big Trouble in Little Chingford
or
John Carpenter's Escape From Newport Pagnell
Quote: DougWonnacott @ 14th October 2015, 11:17 PM BSTNice thread Blue.
I'm going to cheat and repost from another thread:
Whoops! Where's my Whistle Gone!
Purple Hazel
Jill's on the Pill
I Should Cocoa.....Pops
and
Up the 'ArrisJust thought of a new one (or two):
John Carpenter's Big Trouble in Little Chingford
or
John Carpenter's Escape From Newport Pagnell
I'm loving those. I imagine that 'Little Chingford' has been over-run by enormous angry slugs and nobody is safe as a result? I reckon that they'd have to shut the Overground and everything....
How about:
Uncle Arthur's Celebrity Teeth (California-based avuncular figure becomes haunted by the gnashers of stars such as Steve Reeves, Stewart Granger and Errol Flynn)
The Might of Matthew (Matthew Biggs knows his way around a dual cyclone cleaner, but can he fight the forces of evil which lurk in the mysterious 'portal'?)
Granny Morris Dances (Sylvia Morris has always been a quiet soul, but when a troupe of male dancers move into the community centre opposite her suburban bungalow all hell breaks loose!)
Quote: TheBlueNun @ 15th October 2015, 4:54 PM BSTI'm loving those. I imagine that 'Little Chingford' has been over-run by enormous angry slugs and nobody is safe as a result? I reckon that they'd have to shut the Overground and everything....
How about:
Uncle Arthur's Celebrity Teeth (California-based avuncular figure becomes haunted by the gnashers of stars such as Steve Reeves, Stewart Granger and Errol Flynn)
The Might of Matthew (Matthew Biggs knows his way around a dual cyclone cleaner, but can he fight the forces of evil which lurk in the mysterious 'portal'?)
Granny Morris Dances (Sylvia Morris has always been a quiet soul, but when a troupe of male dancers move into the community centre opposite her suburban bungalow all hell breaks loose!)
These are all fantastic! The first one inspired me to think of one starring Steve Reeves, Stewart Granger and Errol Flynn called:
The Muscle, The Hustle & the Swashbuckle
or
The Strongman, The Dandy & The Twat.
I nominate Barbara Windsor to star in Granny Morris Dances
Quote: DougWonnacott @ 15th October 2015, 5:07 PM BSTThese are all fantastic! The first one inspired me to think of one starring Steve Reeves, Stewart Granger and Errol Flynn called:
The Muscle, The Hustle & the Swashbuckle
or
The Strongman, The Dandy & The Twat.I nominate Barbara Windsor to star in Granny Morris Dances
(Punches air)yes!
Right, we need to think of people to star in these vehicles.
For 'Jill's On The Pill' - Sheila Fearn (Jeffrey Formile's wife in Man About The House) circa 1982.
For 'The Strongman, The Dandy and The Twat' - #1 Jordan's second husband Alex Reid; #2 Russell Kane and #3 Keith Lemon
Lookin' Thug, Feelin' Smug
What Happened To My Webmaster?
That's Definitely Not Paint!
Pushmi-Pullyu's in their Natural Habitat
Quote: Zerodecoole @ 17th October 2015, 12:06 AM BSTLookin' Thug, Feelin' Smug
What Happened To My Webmaster?
That's Definitely Not Paint!
Pushmi-Pullyu's in their Natural Habitat
Excellent work.
On the Pushmi-Pullyu theme:
Doctor Doolittle's Decadent Dancing Dogs
https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/5451/
Who do you think you are looking at?
You wooden believe it!
If you think I'm taking the piss, did you want it back?
Quote: sootyj @ 17th October 2015, 12:38 PM BSThttps://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/5451/
Who do you think you are looking at?
You wooden believe it!
If you think I'm taking the piss, did you want it back?
That thread dates back to 2008; I shall have a read through later.
All the good threads date back to 2008, it was a golden age when we were liken unto the Gods themselves.
Quote: sootyj @ 17th October 2015, 4:15 PM BSTAll the good threads date back to 2008, it was a golden age when we were liken unto the Gods themselves.
....but I didn't formally join until February 2014 (although to be fair, I was a bit of a lurker before...)
If you were indeed a bunch of Gods, did you eat Ambrosia and loaf around on the clouds? Did Renegade Carpark wear a toga? How about David 'Resigned Member' Smith - are there train doors to mend up in Valhalla?
Ooh, I've another silly title:
Charles and Diana - the story of two star crossed lovers, one living in Grimsby and the other in Perivale.