Spin off from the "I read the news today oh boy!" thread that seems to have taken on a life of its own.
Leading runners are:-
No.1 spot billwill
2. The mystery lady
3. keewik
4. Moi, HGT
and bringing up the rear Oldrocker? Go on then OR, tells us how old you are 
So where do you fit in?
https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/19377/3#P935939
Hmm, lets see, I was Three score and Ten in Nov 2010 according to my calculations then,
and I've been a Sagittarian all my life...
Quote: billwill @ 17th February 2015, 5:50 PM GMThttps://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/19377/3#P935939
Hmm, lets see, I was Three score and Ten in Nov 2010 BC according to my calculations then,
and I've been a Sagittarian all my life...or atleast since I invented the bow and arrow to annoy Diplodocus's with
You is old Billwill
Old enough to know better.
Difficult to say.
I have only been a Sagittarian in parts of my life.
Quote: Aaron @ 17th February 2015, 6:01 PM GMTOld enough to know better.
Since it is Shrove Tuesday. methinx that should read: "Old enough to know batter".
You lot need a bloody good dose of national service, that'll learn ya. Never did it myself of course, being a German war criminal.....
Quote: paulted @ 17th February 2015, 6:34 PM GMTYou lot need a bloody good dose of national service, that'll learn ya. Never did it myself of course, being a German war criminal.....
Erm, which of us needs that?
Ahem:
All of ya, don't know your bloody born! Never ate food till I was 40
Quote: paulted @ 17th February 2015, 6:34 PM GMTYou lot need a bloody good dose of national service, that'll learn ya. Never did it myself of course, being a German war criminal.....
I missed it by about 6 months - Phew!
I am older than 33, but younger than 69.
Quote: TheBlueNun @ 17th February 2015, 8:25 PM GMTI am older than 33, but younger than 69.
Nice and almost ditto.
I am older than 35 but younger than 69. But that is on the basis of what we are all supposed to think. The 16 years starting with 2 must be deducted as it's obvious to any thinking person that none have been real.
Quote: TheBlueNun @ 17th February 2015, 8:25 PM GMTI am older than 33, but younger than 69.
Ummm, that is interesting..........it is the second time in two different threads you have mentioned 69. 
Quote: TheBlueNun @ 17th February 2015, 8:25 PM GMTI am older than 33, but younger than 69.
And me.
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 17th February 2015, 8:41 PM GMTUmmm, that is interesting..........it is the second time in two different threads you have mentioned 69.
Far better than being in just the one thread except perhaps for contortionists.
Quote: Oldrocker @ 17th February 2015, 8:44 PM GMTAnd me.
A great bit of limbo.
The bar was really low but he still did it.