I've had my confusions with chocolate. Imagine the horror of discovering the ulterior meanings of the word 'Bounty.'

'Mr Right' might not like a woman who is bored...

To find the right man, you've got to be the right woman!

Oooooh deep!

You're right...i need to be right before i can find mr. right. I feel like i've hit an epiphany!

Quote: EllieJP @ September 26, 2007, 9:41 PM

Oooooh deep!

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Anyone want this one? No?

What on earth are you auctioning?

Quote: Aaron @ September 26, 2007, 9:50 PM

Anyone want this one? No?

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Aaron...you're not helping the situation!

Quote: Cinnamon @ September 26, 2007, 9:51 PM

What on earth are you auctioning?

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Me!

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ September 26, 2007, 9:34 PM

One man I dated said he didn't like chocolate. He didn't last long!

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Surely it would leave more for you.

Starting at £10!

... £8?

... £5?

... Ok, £2, last offer!

David you're not doing very well pimping me out!!

Quote: David Chapman @ September 26, 2007, 9:53 PM

Surely it would leave more for you.

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Yeah, but women don't think things through logically like wot we do.

Well...I do need a door stopper......I'll give you ten pence.

I'm sure that there's no need for such a desperate solution.

Quote: EllieJP @ September 26, 2007, 9:54 PM

David you're not doing very well pimping me out!!

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Sorry Ellie.

What are your most saleable assets?

Okay... and Ellie, you can share me with Rubes, I don't mind.

Quote: David Chapman @ September 26, 2007, 10:08 PM

Sorry Ellie.

What are your most saleable assets?

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Oh well definitely my smile...and thats it! Go David GO!!

Quote: EllieJP @ September 26, 2007, 10:11 PM

Oh well definitely my smile...and thats it! Go David GO!!

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Not your "glorious baps"?