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Ah! You're right, Billy, I hadn't thought it through.

The bulimic next door was making a right racket puking up all night.
I had to shout through the wall 'Keep it down.

That's a sick joke.

A friend of ours went on a cruise and fell overboard and drowned.
At his funeral, we sent a decorated lifebelt to look like a wreath.
It's what he would have wanted.

My 4 year old Spanish nephew never says "Please"

Which is poor for four!

Well spotted pun, I really enjoyed that.

If you don't mind, I'd rearrange to make it a more idiomatic statement:

My 4-year-old nephew can't say "please" in Spanish, which is poor for four.

I got into a fist fight and was struck right in the temple.
That Rabbi can punch.

If you are writing a story about losing your virginity.
Put it in the first person.

Did you write this? If so, it's travelling well, because my colleague told me this joke today!

EDIT: This post was supposed to quote Chappers's por favor gag, don't know why it didn't work.

I don't think Chappers wrote it , he was just passing it on
( I could be wrong, mind you )

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 12th June 2025, 4:33 PM

I don't think Chappers wrote it , he was just passing it on
( I could be wrong, mind you )

I read it on another forum and then someone sent it to Tony Blackburn.

Tom Jones went to hospital with a blue discharge from his nose.

S'not unusual.

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