Ah! You're right, Billy, I hadn't thought it through.
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The bulimic next door was making a right racket puking up all night.
I had to shout through the wall 'Keep it down.
That's a sick joke.
A friend of ours went on a cruise and fell overboard and drowned.
At his funeral, we sent a decorated lifebelt to look like a wreath.
It's what he would have wanted.
My 4 year old Spanish nephew never says "Please"
Which is poor for four!
Well spotted pun, I really enjoyed that.
If you don't mind, I'd rearrange to make it a more idiomatic statement:
My 4-year-old nephew can't say "please" in Spanish, which is poor for four.
I got into a fist fight and was struck right in the temple.
That Rabbi can punch.
If you are writing a story about losing your virginity.
Put it in the first person.
Did you write this? If so, it's travelling well, because my colleague told me this joke today!
EDIT: This post was supposed to quote Chappers's por favor gag, don't know why it didn't work.
I don't think Chappers wrote it , he was just passing it on
( I could be wrong, mind you )
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 12th June 2025, 4:33 PMI don't think Chappers wrote it , he was just passing it on
( I could be wrong, mind you )
I read it on another forum and then someone sent it to Tony Blackburn.
Tom Jones went to hospital with a blue discharge from his nose.
S'not unusual.