Quote: Skibbington von Skubber @ August 7, 2007, 6:58 PM

Now wait a minute here, mite. What's the rush? You got ants in your pants? Let's have a little peek...Maybe even grab an eye full of that solitary plumb of yours...What happened to the other one?

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It's a long story ... and I've got a plane to catch... It's my turn to take the canary for a walk .... I have to darn some biscuits... there's an overdue thimble that needs to be taken back to the butchers...

.......whhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooooooooshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! <gone>

Quote: Frankie Rage @ August 7, 2007, 7:08 PM

It's a long story ... and I've got a plane to catch... It's my turn to take the canary for a walk .... I have to darn some biscuits... there's an overdue thimble that needs to be taken back to the butchers...

.......whhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooooooooshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! <gone>

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You got an ass like a peach, boy, and breath like vanilla. You and me are gonna have a swell time.
You hurry on back now, ya hear? And I'll keep thinking about that ripe plum of yours. Oh baby!

Quote: Skibbington von Skubber @ August 7, 2007, 7:47 PM

You got an ass like a peach, boy, and breath like vanilla. You and me are gonna have a swell time.
You hurry on back now, ya hear? And I'll keep thinking about that ripe plumb of yours. Oh baby!

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Help, mom...

https://www.comedy.co.uk/news/news.php?story=000328

Ooh. Good news for Langham.

I think I may dig out Help and have a watch.

I'll go with the Thick Of It!

And listen to Home For Christmas by Chris Rea...

Top to toe in tailbacks though.

Hee!
That's the first time Chris Rea has made me laugh.

Well he's done the crime and done the time, so fair enough!

Let's hope that's an end to it!

Not done enough time though for the crime IMO!

yes. he has served his time.

Apparently, they've let him out early as he was missing the kids...

Oh dear.

Sorry, there's always one and it's often me!

Let's leave the guy alone now, he just wants to get back on his PC...