I know Whitney Housten thinks children are the future, treat them well and see what joy they bring, etc, but I hate the little f**kers. And every generation of kids seem infinitely more hateful and badly behaved than the last. Wouldn't it be far better if children were stored in vats until they were eighteen and then rescusitated so they can start work? This would make youth crime and thing of the past and wipe out paedophilia since there'd be no kids around to abuse. That way Gary Glitter and Jonathan King would still have careers as contestants on Strictly Come Dancing and any of the other million and one shows where old celebrities go to die.
