What BBC Three Wants Page 3

I think BBC Three is best analogised by the unending series and ceaseless repeats of Two Pints of Lager. It appears they're trying to reach the zeitgeist of cliched, crap, unfunny television. It's like Fox if Fox was trying to be bad.

To be fair ZB has sacked Two Pints off, so at least it is limited to repeats and there won't be anymore of the bloody thing. I watched an episode of White Van Man for the first time last week and at one point a man wearing a fez gurned directly into the camera, which summed up the panto acting that seemed to be standard for the rest of the cast too.