In rain-lashed Britain we are only two minutes away from experiencing either a drought or a flood. If you look out of your window and it's a downpour, you can assume the hosepipe ban on watering your garden is temporarily on hold - there's enough to go round. Maybe even enough for a flood. If it's drizzling, the drought threat level escalates from amber to red. We're edging into the territory of a watering can ban. If it's sunny, something like a sponge ban... (to read more, please go to www.tinybangtheories.com)