Its back.

SO FAR TWO SCREAMING BARBIE DOLLS, & A LITTLE OLD LADY.

The men in my house are watching it. They like to see who comes in the house. (Freako's).

I cant see, I am hiding but they insist on coming to inform me.

I can't believe it took them so long to use twins. So much manipulation potential. But these must be the most annoying twins since the thatchers.

Men always watch Bog Brother at the beggining to see if there are any fit women.

Well I am fooked then. They are all into those squawking twins already.

Squawking twins? I haven't tuned in yet because the Apprentice is on. May do later

I haven't tuned in because I didn't know it was on. And I was playing around with the BBC's iPlayer.

Plus, Big Brother is shite.

You will no doubt love them. Just noticed then changed my terrible spelling on squawking. I must think before I post.

Love them? These creatures on BB? I doubt it.

My opinion of Davina has just gone up a zillion percent. She did a great comedy voiceover to Emily's entrance (... er, hang on Finbar, that isn't the joke).

"Emily will be voting Conservative in the next general election. [Pause] And she gives herself 10 out of 10 for intelligence."

Psssh. Davina's obviously one of these crazy Labour types then. I thought it was only the Government themselves that still actually liked them.

Bloody champagne socialists.

Hee hee.. I knew that would get you!

*grumble grumble*

All women in da house.

Sounds thrilling.

Sounds like a desperate attempt to pull viewers