- Sunday 27th May 2007, 10:19pm
- Cognac (Charente Region 16), France
- 447 posts
Because it starts off in the shops twenty five and a half minutes after they close the doors for xmas and your too shy to buy it before easter. Just in case you end up looking like Jo Brand after six million cream eggs. Then you'll need new clothes and your face will lose your once admired cheek bone affect, the man in your life will dump you, and your face will explode into acne heaven. So really its just science.